January 8, 2014

Jesse: Week Two, Day Two

Tattoo: ??

Jesse wasn't exactly sure what else had happened that night.  He couldn't believe he'd let Xander  goad him into drinking so much... again!  Even Ayesha had outlasted him!  Red had declared him a light-weight in disgust.

Absently, he rubbed his sore arm. What the hell, he thought when he realized it hurt. Glancing down he realized he had a tattoo on his right forearm!  Just seeing it there had him seething where he stood. 

What the hell had happened last night?

The last thing he remembered was Ayesha telling him that he was too drunk to know his way around a woman.  He scoffed, As if

Jesse needed to find Ayesha to find out what the hell had happened last night. She was a gym junkie.  He would just find her and confront her.

"What?" Ayesha snapped as she pushed on the weights.

"What the hell happened last night?" Jesse demanded. 

Ayesha dropped the weights and sat up.  "What do you mean?"

Jesse showed her the tattoo on his forearm and fought to control himself when she began laughing.  Reaching out she grabbed his arm.  "Let me see it!"  Then, shaking her head, she added, "Oh, you've got it bad..."

He wrenched his arm away from her.  "What happened last night?"

Ayesha shrugged.  "I dunno. You got your panties in a twist and called Xander to come pick you up.  Guess you have to go hunt him down now."

Jesse didn't even say goodbye, he just hailed a taxi over to Xander's place.  He saw Xander hanging around outside and ran up to him.

“What the hell were you thinking?” he demanded as he shoved Xander.

Xander pushed back him hard enough to make Ace fight to keep his balance. “Keep your hands to yourself, Black. What's your problem?”

“What's my problem?” Jesse asked incredulously.  “Look at my f-ing ARM!” Jesse held up his arm so Xander could see the fresh tattoo.

Oh. That.” Xander laughed. “Come on, bro. That is funny!”

“Not to me!” Jesse snapped. “What happened? How could you let me do it?"

“Aw, come on! I went and grabbed you from Ayesha's place and you were moaning and groaning about how much you missed Zelda.  You said you were going to show her how much you loved her and ran off to the tattoo parlor.  I couldn't talk you OUT of it, bro!”

"Yeah, I bet you tried real hard,” Jesse grumbled.

"It was hella crazy, though,” Xander laughed. “Come on, time to get to work. Wait until Red sees. She's going to laugh her ass off!”

Oh joy, I'm so looking forward to that...” 

Jesse hopped in Xander's car and glared at the tattoo on his arm. F-ing Zelda! he thought miserably.


  1. Haha, Jesse is a kick, it is probably terrible of me to say so, but I am enjoying his misfortunes, lol I love his Zelda tattoo. =)

  2. Oh boy, the tattoo really does look like Zelda, how awesome is that? This was a great chapter, really funny! I can't stop grinning. :D Poor Jesse!